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What do you get when you cross a Jehova's witness with a
business man?

A door to door salesman!

Rating: 4.6 |

The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher
to began his sermon when two masked men burst into the
church and said "Whoever is not willing to take a bullet
for Jesus better leave now." More than half of the
congregation jumped up and ran out the door.

The two men took off their masks, sat in the front row
and said, "Okay, Reverend, you can preach now. All the
hyprocrites are gone."

Rating: 3.2 |

Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring.
He went in and saw an altar with a large zero in the middle and
a banner that said 'N I L'.
White-robed people were kneeling before the altar chanting hymns
to The Great Nullity ,The Blessed Emptiness, and The Big Zero in
the Sky.
Morris turned to a white-robed observer beside him and wispered,
.... ...... "Is Nothing Sacred?"

Rating: 3.0 |

At the first session of a conversion class the
minister conducting the class asked, "What must
we do before we can expect forgiveness from sin?"

After a long silence, one of the men in attendance
raised his hand and said:

"Sin?"

Rating: 3.0 |

Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the
church elders offered to present him with a bottle on one consideration -
that the pastor acknowledge receipt of the gift in the church paper.

"Gladly," responded the good man.

When the church magazine came out a few days later, the elder turned at
once to the "appreciation" column. There he read: "The minister extends
his thanks to Elder Brown for his gift of fruit and for the spirit in
which it was given."

Rating: 2.2 |

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