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The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher
to began his sermon when two masked men burst into the
church and said "Whoever is not willing to take a bullet
for Jesus better leave now." More than half of the
congregation jumped up and ran out the door.

The two men took off their masks, sat in the front row
and said, "Okay, Reverend, you can preach now. All the
hyprocrites are gone."

What do you get when you cross a Jehova's witness with a
business man?

A door to door salesman!

A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while
they were drawing. She walked around to look at the artwork.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked
what the drawing was.

The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."

The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like.

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing the girl
replied, "They will in a minute."

How do Religious Education teachers mark exams?
With spirit levels.

Examiner: I think you know very little, if anything at all, about the Bible. Can you quote any passage?

Student: 'Judas departed and went and hanged himself.'

Examiner: Well, that's a surprise. Can you quote another?

Student: 'Go thou and do likewise.'