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A minister was asked by a politician,
"Name something the government can do to help the church."

The minister replied, "Quit making one dollar bills."

An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends and
says with a warm smile, "I gladdened seven hearts today."
"Seven hearts?" asks the friend. "How did you do that?"
The rabbi strokes his beard and replies, "I performed three marriages."
The friend looks at him quizically.
"Seven?" he asks. "I could understand six, but..."
"What do you think" says the rabbi, "that I do this for free?"

Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the
church elders offered to present him with a bottle on one consideration -
that the pastor acknowledge receipt of the gift in the church paper.

"Gladly," responded the good man.

When the church magazine came out a few days later, the elder turned at
once to the "appreciation" column. There he read: "The minister extends
his thanks to Elder Brown for his gift of fruit and for the spirit in
which it was given."

At the first session of a conversion class the
minister conducting the class asked, "What must
we do before we can expect forgiveness from sin?"

After a long silence, one of the men in attendance
raised his hand and said:

"Sin?"

Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring.
He went in and saw an altar with a large zero in the middle and
a banner that said 'N I L'.
White-robed people were kneeling before the altar chanting hymns
to The Great Nullity ,The Blessed Emptiness, and The Big Zero in
the Sky.
Morris turned to a white-robed observer beside him and wispered,
.... ...... "Is Nothing Sacred?"