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Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas.
Fortunately they could walk to a gas station not far away, where they
asked to purchase a can of gasoline. "I'm sorry, sister," said the
attendant, "but all I have for you to carry it in is an old chamber
pot. The nuns agreed that this would be fine. They returned to the car.
As they were pouring the gasoline into the tank, a man drove by, stopped
his car, and said, "Oh sister, if only I had your faith."

Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
A. When he goes to confession, he takes a lawyer with him.

A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road,
debating the greatness of their orders. Suddenly, an apparition of the
Holy Family appeared in front of them, with Jesus in a manger and Mary and
Joseph praying over him. The Franciscan fell on his face, over come with
awe at the of sight God born in such poverty. The Dominican fell to his
knees, Adoring the beautiful reflection of the Trinity and the Holy
Family. The Jesuit walked up to Joseph, put his arm around his shoulder,
and said, "So, where ya thinking of sending the kid for school?

On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was doing a crossword
puzzle. After a while, he turned the the bishop sitting next to him and
said,
"What's a four -letter word ending in "unt" which means "woman"?
The bishop said,
"Did you try "aunt"?
The Pope said,
"Mmmm. Do you have an eraser?"

One day God called the Pope, and he said "John Paul I have good news and
bad news. First the good news. I am tired of all the squabbling between
the religions. I have decided there will be only the one true religion".
The Pope was overjoyed and told God how wise his decision was, then asked
"What's the bad news?". God said the bad news is that I am calling from
Salt Lake City.